( over the many years in this industry I have recieved many copies of this email- and each time I feel I can say yeah that's me more and more...it's funny how some people think we just check you in and out, really we are the hub of not only the hotel, but we are the hub of your vacation)
I am a Front Desk Agent
I am a front desk agent and I have advanced degrees in Accounting, Public Relations, Marketing, Businiess, Computer Science, Civil Engineering, and Swahili. I can also read minds.
I am a front desk agent and of course I have the reservation that you booked six years ago even though you don’t have the confirmation number and you think it was made under a name that starts with “s”
I am a front desk agent, and it is completely my fault that the blizzard shut down the airport and you have to sleep in a warm king bed while 5000 of your co-travelers are sleeping at the airport. I am sorry.
I am a front desk agent and it is not a problem for me to give you seven connecting , non smoking, poolside suites, with two king beds in each, four roll-a-ways, 3 cribs, and yes. I can install a wet bar. I know it is my fault that we do not have a helicopter landing pad.
I am a front desk agent. I am expected to speak all langues fluently. It is obvious to me that when you booked your reservation for Friday on the weekend we’re sold out that you really meant Saturday. My company has entrusted me with all the financial information and decisions and yes, I am lying to you when I say we have no more rooms available. It is not a problem for me to quickly construct several more guest rooms. THIS time I will not forget the helicopter landing pad. And it is my fault that everyone wanted to stay here. I should have known you were coming in, even though you had no reservation. After all, you stay at our brand of hotel all the time, 300 nights a year, and this is only the first time you’ve ever been to our city.
I am a front desk agent. I am quite capable of checking three people in, two people out, taking five reservations, answering fifteen incoming calls, delivering six bath towels to room 625, plunging the toilet in room 101, and re-stocking the supply of pool towels, all the time. Yes, I will be glad to call the van driver and tell him to drive over all the cars stuck in traffic because you’ve been waiting at the airport for 15 minutes and you’ve got jet lag.
I am a front desk agent, an operator, a bellhop, houseman, guest service representative, housekeeper, sales coordinator, information specialist, entertainment critic, restaurateur, stock broker, referee, janitor, computer technician, plumber, ice breaker, postman, babysitter, dispatcher, laundry cleaner, lifeguard, electrician, ambassador, personal fitness trainer, fax expert, human jukebox, domestic abuse counselor and verbal punching bag. Yes, I know room 112 is not answering their phone. And of course I have their travel itinerary so I know exactly where they went when they left here at 9 hours ago, and what their cell phone number is.
I am a front desk agent, I always know where to find the best vegetarian-kosher-mongolian-barbecue restaurants. I know exactly what to see and do in this city in fifteen minutes without spending any money and without getting caught in traffic. I take personal blame for airline food, traffic jams, rental car flat tires, and the nation’s economy.
I am a front desk agent, and I realize that you meant to book your reseravation here. People often confuse us with the Galaxy Delight Motel, Antartica. Of course I can “fit you in” and yes, you may have the special $1 rate because you are affiliated with the Hoboken Accounting and Bagel Club.
I am expected to smile, empathize, sympathize, console, condole, up-sell, down-sell (and know when to do which), perform, sing, dance, fix the printer, and tell your friends that you’re here. And I know exactly where 613 Possum trot lane is in the “way out there” subdivision that they just built last week.
After all. I AM a front desk Agent! I can do all things!
(now to track one down about a chef! hahaha)
